Daily Joke for Mar 11, 2010

The Meaning of Dreams

A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think it means?"

With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."

That evening, the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."

Daily Joke for Mar 10, 2010

Who Gives a Hoot?

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him.

For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth, with Tom even keeping a log of the "conversation."

Just as Tom thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter-species communication, his wife had a chat with next-door neighbour's wife.

"My husband spends his nights . . . calling out to owls," said Mrs. Rowe.

"That's odd," Mrs. Hollis replied. "So does my John."

Then it dawned on them.