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Lake Ozark Joke of the Day Back

Daily Joke for Dec 15, 2017

Fun Quiz 2

What did one glass say to another glass?
Lets have a break.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?
Do you believe in people?

What did one chair say to another chair?
Here comes another bum.

Daily Joke for Dec 14, 2017

Looking For Daddy

A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experience.

The man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous lion tamers in the world, and he taught me everything he knew."

"Really?" said the ringmaster. "Did he teach you how to make a lion jump through a flaming hoop?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And did he teach you how to have six lions form a pyramid?"

"Yes he did," the man replied.

"And have you ever stuck your head in a lion's mouth?"

"Just once," the man replied.

The ringmaster asked, "Why only once?"

The man said, "I was looking for my father."

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